• News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
• News in America: cannibal eats man's face

cansonnn:

john-lennonade:

thegleefulhouseelf:

im-a-walking-paradox:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

hey americans have fun paying your health care

I can’t hear you over the sound of my freedom

bitches please

deadb1ogger:

kanji-sexual:

neilcicierega:

I SAW THIS AD IN 2005 AND I’M STILL WONDERING WHY IS HER HEAD SO TINY

WHY

IS HER HEAD SO TINY

NO I’VE GOT IT.

THOSE SKIN-COLOURED THINGS TO THE SIDE ARE NOT HER SHOULDERS.

THEY ARE ACTUALLY A CHAIR.

OH MY UGUCKING FGOD

my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like

 

• Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
• Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.

The absolute worst things in the world.

runningkidsover:

seangibbz:

mylifeisobsession:

frickk:

makethemwonderwhy:

This has to end….

how the heck do people get their toothpastes to look like that, for pete’s sake i have never ever ever had that happen to me

To person above me, this is what happens when you have 5 siblings. lol (the toothpaste thing)

#firstworldproblems

*gasp*

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